Author Archives: thebigpooper
Bathrooms and Buddies
BATHROOMS AND BUDDIES Or: How to keep the peace and friendship on the road 1. Determine who needs the most time in the morning. Some people jump out of bed, can dress, pack, workout, eat breakfast (not necessarily in this … Continue reading
Lap of Luxury
At least once during a lifetime, the facilities should include marble countertops, designer inspired bowls and shower, and Bulgari soaps and lotions. The butler, champagne, and private party invitations weren’t bad either. But what can compare with the choice of … Continue reading
Romania
It is called Eastern Europe, but Romania is the geographical center of Europe. Or so Andrei, our Romanian guide, claimed. Without a handy world atlas to pull out of my bag, there was no point in disagreeing. Besides, in modern … Continue reading
Public Toilets
Communal commodes in cities is a sensitive subject with a number of considerations. Shrubbery is for decoration only and accessible walls are not acceptable. Neither Harrod’s nor Holiday Inns appreciate drop-in visitors. As more of us roam the world’s great … Continue reading
Yemen Desert
The sands west of the Hadramat wadi, Yemen’s central desert region, seem to extend forever. It is easy to imagine being on an old movie set for Lawrence of Arabia. Except movie sets have porta-potties hidden away from the cameras. … Continue reading
Iranian Headscarves
The problem in Iran is the headscarf. It has to stay glued to your head from the moment you leave your hotel room (I had chambermaids scolding me if I was still putting it on walking to the elevator) until … Continue reading
Rating Bathrooms in China
Rating scales are really useful. We use them to decide where to stay, what to eat, which sights to see. On a recent trip to China, ratings were used to decide whether or not to “go”. Our group quickly determined … Continue reading
Intro to Every Body Poops
Everybody wants to travel. Well, almost everybody. At least somewhere, if only to grandma’s house. Everybody agrees the getting there is often a hassle, with delays, cancellations, crowds. The going while there is also often a hassle. Especially for women. … Continue reading